I hear a lot of platitudes about how to call in good things.  Open up to abundance. Call in love. ​Align with energies of ease and flow. Effortlessly attract blah blah blah. That has NEVER worked for me.  I prefer to flail a lot, and swear, and fall into the mud a bunch of times, and generally […]

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  This post was originally published March 2014. For years, my To-Do list looked like this:  birthday party taxes childcare consulting project? I would look at it and immediately want to begin drinking.  In Thailand.  On a nudist beach.  Let’s deconstruct that list. Okay, first I need to plan my daughter’s birthday party.  Cake, food, […]

  Soooo, yesterday I locked myself out of the house.  Keys inside.  Naturally, I didn’t realize it until I was already way down the street at the car with my kiddo, juggling snacks and water bottles and my laptop, 3.2 minutes until I was supposed to be picking up my friend’s daughter to drive the girls to their trapeze lesson. Only… […]

Well THAT was interesting. Last week I finally said something here that I should have said years ago.  It’s the simplest thing, really– I stated that if you’re going to use religion as an excuse to hate on people, then we’re not kindred spirits and we should part ways. That particular butt waggle isn’t something that’s welcome […]