EFBA

[ee-eff-bee-ay]

noun

1.one who tells the truth and does not quit.

2. you.

Oh, you.

Let me guess– you’re TERRIBLE at small talk.

I mean, you can do it. But it steals your soul just a little bit.

You’re just so much more than most people.

You’re too much for some.

But still so tender.

Things are close to the surface, though I bet you hide it well.

And your feelings, they go deep.

It takes a lot of energy to hold this all together, because sometimes it seems like no one sees the real you.

You feel lost sometimes, but also an urgent need to do…well…something.

You’re waiting for permission. For a sign. For instructions.

 

Tell you a secret.

 

You’re waiting for instructions, but actually– everyone is waiting for YOU.

 

If…

If you have a powerful voice that you aren’t fully using,

If you have gifts for the world that you’re quietly hiding,

If you are fearless in some things but terrified about others,

If you’re ready to be a grown-ass woman instead of a scared little girl,

If you’re ready to step into what you have to offer instead of hiding it,

If you need wisdom that’s deeper than logic,

If you face choices that seem impossible,

If that all sounds nice but good lord you’re too TIRED….

Then welcome, sweetheart.

You’re one of the wise women.

We’ve got work to do.

 

And I’ve got your back.

 

Here’s what I propose.

You and me, walking through your life together. You and me, having the deep conversations that wise women have.  You and me, growing you braver and stronger bit by bit until you can take on anything life throws at you. You and me, stretching your capacity for joy until you’re ready for all your heart’s desires. You and me, growing seeds in the dark and protecting them until they are ready for the world’s eyes.

Let’s get practical. Here’s what that means. It means my eyes on that important email before you send it out. My number to text when you’re spinning out. How I’ll hold your feet to the fire because it’s time for you to leap. That question I’ll ask that none of your friends ever could. A safe place to say that thing you can’t say out loud to anyone in your everyday life. Support. Backup. Accountability. A safe place to land. And, you and me on the phone on that one fateful day when it all comes together and you have to make the really BIG decision.

This year, I am only working with a few women. And we are going deep. Getting personal.

We are going to do this year like we fucking MEAN it.

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Want to be an

Epic Fucking Badass?

The Intimate Mentorship 

  • 16 private coaching calls (usually scheduled on a Wed between 9-3PT)
  • A daily email from me to keep you on track
  • Two crisis cards to play (an unscheduled 20-minute emergency call we set up by text when something big goes down)
  • A quarterly group teaching call with one of my trusted advisors focusing on a different topic (An astrological look at the coming year, money, cutting karmic cords, etc)
  • Text support M-F between 9 and 3 Pacific, ’cause I have so many children
  • Access to every program I run this year
  • Lifetime membership in the Queen Sweep Secret Society
  • The peace of mind that comes from having me in your corner, walking you through this year and helping you handle ALL of it

Investment: $15,000

$500 deposit + $1,500 upon acceptance + 10 payments of $1,300, Nov-Aug

CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW!

THE IMMERSION MENTORSHIP

  • 22 private coaching calls (usually scheduled on a Wed between 9-3PT)
  • A daily email from me to keep you on track
  • Four crisis cards to play (an unscheduled 20-minute emergency call we set up by text when something big goes down)
  • A quarterly 1:1 call with one of my hand-picked trusted advisors (A personalized astrology reading for the coming year in the winter, a 1:1 look at your budget with my own personal budget guru in the spring, etc.)
  • Text support M-F between 9 and 3 Pacific, ’cause I have so many children
  • Access to every program I run this year
  • Lifetime membership in the Queen Sweep Secret Society
  • A private horse whispering day with an equus coach (aka magic)

Investment: $30,000

$1,000 Deposit; $3,000 upon acceptance + 10 payments of $2,600, Nov-Aug

CLICK HERE TO BUY NOW!

Important note for Canadians: Since I am currently a guest in your lovely country, I CANNOT work with Canadians this year. Truly, I cannot take your money without effing up my family’s life. Fingers crossed for a different visa status next year! 

 

SPACES ARE TRULY LIMITED, SO GET YOUR APPLICATION IN EARLY.

  1. Click the “Apply Now” button and make your deposit
  2. After you make your deposit, you’ll be sent a secret link to the application.
  3. Fill out the application. No one else will read what you write in your application.
  4. You’ll do a phone interview with me personally to see if you’re a good fit for the mentorship.

(If you’re not accepted, OF COURSE your deposit will be refunded!)

Wait, what is it?

It’s a year-long intimate private coaching experience where I personally walk you through your year. I will help you plan and set goals that are stretching but doable. I will hold you accountable so that you will actually DO the things that are truly important to you. I will help you prioritize your truest goals instead of others’ goals for you. I will help you negotiate that raise, handle the awkward situation with your in-laws, set a boundary with your lover, and send out that terrifying proposal. I will help you say no to the things that weaken you, yes to the opportunities that stretch you, and help you keep steering toward your biggest, most joyful life.

Imagine the biggest, most gorgeous version of you.

You’re fully present, fully alive. It’s your life, and you’re IN.

You work hard, and you rest deep.

You laugh out loud with sheer joy WAY more than is seemly.

You say no without guilt.

You say yes with glee.

Things are busy…but you radically savor the delicious moments of your life.

You’ve got big dreams and you’re moving toward them.

You have this quiet inner strength.

And whatever comes your way, you handle it like an epic fucking badass.

LISTEN.

LIFE IS COMPLICATED.

MAKE IT GORGEOUS ANYWAY.

What if you kept stretching at your own edges?

What if you kept getting clearer, kinder, braver, and fiercer?

What if you dressed, spoke, worked, and loved as the best version of you?

What if you let yourself bring fully to life the beauty you carry inside you?

Gorgeous things, dearheart. I know it.

But to have a gorgeous life, you have to be fierce about it.

THAT’S WHY YOU NEED BACKUP.

I RECOMMEND AN HONEST, TOUGH, LOVING MENTOR.

 
intimateefba-anna-3That’s me. I’m the original EFBA. I’m a tender, sensitive, dreamy, introverted mystic…and I’ve also deliberately turned myself into an epic fucking badass. I’ve created a life and a business for myself that I adore. I was a seriously happy single mom who unexpectedly fell in love, and now I’m married to the very best man in the whole world. (But when I fell in love with him, he was a woman…which is a very long and wonderful story I’ll tell you someday.)  Between us we have five kids, a dog, a snake, and a minivan. We have exes and parenting agreements and diapers and immigration lawyers and life is COMPLICATED. I don’t live in a perfect fairy-tale life. (If you want someone who promise to take all your problems away, you need a different coach.)

But I love my life fiercely. I’ve made unconventional choices, and I made them without any regrets. I’ve busted through my own upper limits all over the place– around money, and love, and sex, and work– and I believe that this is sacred and worthwhile work. Yes, of course, I get tired and overwhelmed just like any working sod of a mother…but I also taste JOY. Deep, rich, delicious, effervescent, laugh-out-loud, come-out-of-your-eyes HAPPINESS.

Life is complicated, but it’s also incredibly gorgeous. I am alive for every minute of it. And you can be too.

I will walk faithfully with you this year through your own complicated life, so that you can take your rightful place at the helm. Strong. Courageous. A love warrior. Because that’s who you truly are.

I coach highly successful women around the world. All of them started as women who decided one day that damn it, they were READY to be highly successful.

Once they have clarity and support, they set gorgeous things in motion— whether they’re heading toward a corner office, a flourishing artistic practice, or a thriving family. We bring deep spiritual depth to our conversations, but what we get done together is also immensely practical.

This is for you if…

You’re ready to wake up eager and clear, not exhausted.

You need a safe place to talk freely about your life, because it’s complicated.

You can’t just keep putting out fires, you need more direction.

You have 8,000 decisions to make on a regular basis.

You’re tired of your dreams taking a back seat to everything else.

You’re sick of repeating the same old family patterns.

You’re DONE with being less than who you know you could be.

The EFBA Mentorship is where the beautiful kindred spirits become powerful love warriors.

I’m taking applications now.

We start November 2016.

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Questions? Wondering if this is right for you? Email me directly (anna at annakunnecke dot com) and I’ll give you my honest take. I only work with women if I truly believe I can help them, and if we get to the interview and agree it isn’t right for you, your application deposit will be fully refunded.

Here’s what some of my clients have to say

Can I say that deciding to work with you this year was probably the single best decision I made, because it started this whole trajectory of new energy?!?!?!

I started out as the plant in the pot that got a teeny-tiny bit of residual sunlight each day, and then someone moved me to the windowsill. Ahhh, glorious light!!

It’s not like nothing shitty ever happens. Frickin’ A, it happens all the time. But my reaction time to the shit is exponentially shorter and I return so much more quickly to a state of grace.

Had a gangbuster year. Am out of the storm, out of the fog, and have been paddling along delightful islands and coves all.   Had a few storms that I weathered with a grace I wouldn’t have been able to conceive of even a year prior.
I credit you with my completely changed personal mindset and new (maybe reclaimed?!) serious EFBA skills that have allowed me to thrive in a tough year and come out wickedly strong.

My investment in my year of working with you has paid off in spades, so many times over in pure $, but an infinite time over in pure life skills and joy.

You are a seriously skilled, over the top intuitive and wickedly brilliant coach who held me accountable and helped me see how to break my destructive pattern and toxic mindset, and then held space for me to DO it.

 

Questions? Wondering if this is right for you? Email me directly (anna at annakunnecke dot com) and I’ll give you my honest take. I only work with women if I truly believe I can help them, and if we get to the interview and agree it isn’t right for you, your application deposit will be fully refunded.